So, I’ve decided to assume a new state of being. I’m leaving behind my old Facebook account (and all its embarrassing posts) and starting fresh. I mean, why not? I’m practically a new person, right? Well, apparently Facebook doesn’t agree. Facebook Thinks I’m Suspicious (And Not in a Cool Way) I closed my old account to make space for the new me—brand new, no baggage, all positive vibes. But when I tried to open my shiny, new Facebook profile, I was met with a cold, digital “Suspicious Activity Detected” message. Facebook’s not convinced I’m actually a real person, let alone a fresh identity. It's like when you try to manifest your dream life, and the universe sends you a “Hey, not so fast!” notice. “Show me proof that you’re ready to be the awesome version of yourself,” the world says. Facebook wants to see my “identity verification” and my “proof of transformation.” Spoiler alert: I'm still waiting. Facebook: The Lord of the Flies of Social Media Let’s be real—Faceboo...