So, I’ve decided to assume a new state of being. I’m leaving behind my old Facebook account (and all its embarrassing posts) and starting fresh. I mean, why not? I’m practically a new person, right? Well, apparently Facebook doesn’t agree.
Facebook Thinks I’m Suspicious (And Not in a Cool Way)
I closed my old account to make space for the new me—brand new, no baggage, all positive vibes. But when I tried to open my shiny, new Facebook profile, I was met with a cold, digital “Suspicious Activity Detected” message. Facebook’s not convinced I’m actually a real person, let alone a fresh identity.
It's like when you try to manifest your dream life, and the universe sends you a “Hey, not so fast!” notice. “Show me proof that you’re ready to be the awesome version of yourself,” the world says. Facebook wants to see my “identity verification” and my “proof of transformation.” Spoiler alert: I'm still waiting.
Facebook: The Lord of the Flies of Social Media
Let’s be real—Facebook is like the Beelzebub of the internet, full of people who think they have no power. And just like the "Lord of the Flies" mentality, this leads to a toxic feedback loop of negativity and low self-worth. Facebook is like a jungle of mindless chatter, where people get stuck in the belief that they’re powerless.
Even Lady Gaga has called social media "trash"—and honestly, who can blame her? The whole place seems to be crawling with people who have no idea how much power they really have. Instead of manifesting their dreams, they’re stuck in a loop of negativity, and it’s contagious.
Trying to Manifest a New Identity? Good Luck
This whole thing got me thinking: manifesting a new identity is exactly like trying to get Facebook to accept the new you. You know who you want to be, but when you try to step into that new state of being, the world says, “Nope, not yet. Show me more proof.” It's like Facebook won’t let me be my new, upgraded self.
It’s frustrating, but here’s the kicker: the real resistance isn’t Facebook—it’s the old state of mind that says, “You’re not ready for the new you.” You get stuck in the past, and the universe (or Facebook) just keeps throwing up obstacles.
Breaking Through: The Power of Persistence
But here’s the trick: persistence is key. Just like Neville Goddard teaches us about imagining the wish fulfilled, I’ve got to imagine that Facebook is already on board with my transformation. I don’t need their approval to be my new self. The universe might not hand you everything on a silver platter, but if you keep assuming the new state, it’ll eventually show up.
Conclusion: Facebook Can Keep Its Suspicious Alerts
So, yeah, Facebook may think I’m suspicious—and maybe I am. Suspiciously awesome. But no matter how many “Suspicious Activity” alerts pop up, I’m staying firm. I’ll keep manifesting my new identity, and eventually, the world will catch up.
Until then, I’ll just keep imagining that Facebook finally accepts me for who I really am: someone too cool for the rules.
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